Japan Now Having Tit Grabbing Events And Masturbation Marathons For Charity

JAPAN ? A charity breast squeeze took place last weekend in Shinjuku, Tokyo as part of the ?Erotica will Save the World? event. Is this a typical reward for donating to charity in Japan? We go hands on? I mean? just read on for more details. ?Erotica will Save the World? is a 24-hour live-streamed fundraising event that took place last Saturday and Sunday (August 25-26). Men and women (yes, that is right) came out to enjoy two days of erotically-charged festivities: Some of the areas had stalls selling goods and DVDs, other areas had fun events such as a ?Masturbation Marathon.? We?ll leave the details of that that competition up to your imagination. The most popular attraction was the ?Breast Fundraiser?, which encouraged people to donate to charity. How did it encourage them to do that? Well, if you donate some money you are allowed to squeeze the breasts of one of ten lovely adult video actresses (known as oppai momi in Japanese ? yes, they have a phrase for it).

Here is a quick rundown of the ?Breast Fundraiser?:

1. Line up, have your ID checked (must be over 18)
2. Donate money
3. Sterilize your hands (they don?t know where they have been)
4. Squeeze breasts (up to two squeezes per hand)

Charity Breast Squeeze? Genius. Desperate dudes hand over some cold hard cash to grope some Hello Kitty Titty for a good cause. Everybody wins. No disrespect to the Orientals, but those Asian virgins woody?s were like?Jap Plays? in their pants after being around their first naked woman that didn?t have to be programmed in code to holographic form.

This needs to be done in America. Screw Breast Cancer Awareness Month and everyone wearing pink to show their support to defeating the cancer. You know what you do by wearing pink t-shirt, ribbon or bracelet? Absolutely dick. OK, maybe you donate a buck or two, but in the grand scheme of things it does nothing to amount of the gratification you feel shoving your pink shit in other peoples faces like you?re fucking Jonas Salk and just shit out the cure for Polio. You want to cure breast cancer? Take one for the team and get a charity breast squeeze going at every Magic: The Gathering tournament and store that sells Warcraft upgrades. Shit, just rent a kiosk outside of Comic Con and you will have enough money to find cures for breast cancer, AIDS and whatever Neil has within an hour. Granted, the masturbation marathons they talked about in the article probably come directly after these dudes touch their first tit, but it?s a small price to pay to beat cancer.

By smitty posted August 31st, 2012 at 10:11 AM

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